What I Did Today - An Omegle Tale

Today I went into the (fairly) new 'Spy Feature', and I asked if the internet was too good to be true, I met two truly amazing people, and I heared a great story (well, he did not intend it to be a 'good' story ) about his life.

Stranger 2 then led Stranger 1 into this site, I'd love to be able to talk to them in a 3 way chat on omegle, but sadly, that doesn't work.


Thanks for filling up like an hour of my time with your rambling on!

I only realized like several minutes ago that that was not a private conversation, and wondered if the Spy was still spying on us.

Oh but welcome!

(But still, don't tell YT, srs bsns.)

I wasn't planning on making a YT account

Ah ok. Are you still spying on us?
(I said that just to use that smiley actually.)

I have two points, shouldn't 'new post' be new topic, or new thread? A post is what goes into a topic or threat.


And, this looks like Goku:

Im going to stop spying on you now, I know you came on Omegle for teh sex chats, go ahead and live it out with that 15 year old ._.'

Yeah, it should. I don't know if I can change that. I'll see. I don't even want that button there at all... I feel like a "New Thread" button INSIDE of a thread will start a whole Inception chain of events.

AdamJP9 wrote:

Im going to stop spying on you now, I know you came on Omegle for teh sex chats, go ahead and live it out with that 15 year old ._.'

eeewwwwww!

Im still spying on you, Im playing the demo of Machinarium, it be fun ._.'

oooh yessss. That game gets really good as you go along. also pretty hard.

(also there's no option to change the "new post" thing. darn.)

Allright, I give up on that game, make sure to give that dude a link to this site before you stop talking

You gave up already?! why! and of course I linked him here, how else would YOU be here? haha

I mean later on, as he may forget about the site, or just close the chat then remember, I have a load of 'OH SHIT' moments like that.

I'm using the new spy thing. It seems boring so far!

I like the spy thing
I like being part of the conversation more than spying though. Gives us something to talk about.

Most of my spy-partners have disconnected instantly.

I'm talking to someone right now who has NEVER HEARD OF ERIC CLAPTON.
I tried to be as polite as possible and not be one of those "omfg you don't know who that is omfg wtf is wrong with you" people.

So I directed him/her to the song Layla. AND HE'S NEVER HEARD THAT SONG EITHER OMFG WTF IS WRONG WITH HIM

aahhh aahhh ahhhh heart attack

are they always boyseS?

Seems like it. This one kid, oh my god. 18 years old, 200 pounds of muscle, benches 225... SURE, KID. I'M SO IMPRESSED. MAKE LOVE TO ME RIGHT NOW.

He thinks I'm a 50 year old white guy with long hair who says dude all the time, from Jersey. Because I told him I like music from the 70s. and because I was "rude" to him. psh. Calling you a dumbass for not being able to grasp the english language is not rude. It's constructive criticism!

Stranger: I can speak English I am born and raised in Canada .

You are rude to me

because you're a girl :-O

Yeah but with you I am only teasing.
If you suddenly forget how to spell though, whoo! forgeddaboutit!

Oh and here... this is just charming.
She used the ole "it's just a theory" thing, and I told her that gravity is also a theory (I know there are facts and theories of gravity, but her poor little brain was having enough trouble as it was).



She then told me that she is homeschooled.
Made sense... I then wept for several hours.