Retarded omegle conversations.

Boom-Down wrote:

Stranger wrote:

Oh I like when sometimes they just say "mf" and I say something like "yes, mezzo forte is my favorite dynamic too."

Kinda really nerdy, but it'll do.

I've actually been conversing and flirting with someone from omegle for the past week. Very smart, and very clever. Makes me laugh more than I have in a long time.

Who knew that site wasn't a total waste of time?

Rebel with a Cause wrote:

I actually met Boom-Down on there. Heh heh.

If only I would have screen capped some of the crap I get.

So did I.


I can imagine.

Pretty much everyone here except gillascake met me on omegle. hahaha

Stranger wrote:

"My boyfriend has been wanting to try it."

ssshhhhhhh

I have lots of these.
They might be a bit long though :/

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: Hello, wanna get laid?
Stranger: male?
You: which do you prefer?
Stranger: i prefer female
You: then you're in luck 'cause I'm all woman
You: asl? gotta make sure it's legal
Stranger: 17/m/Mexico
You: well since you're in Mexico, it's legal
Stranger: you?
You: 19/f/texas
Stranger: cool =]
You: so who should cross the border?
You: It better be you, I don't want to pack all my sex toys right now.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ok
You: what's your favorite one?
You: Just so you know, I love reverse cowgirl
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ok
You: what do you prefer?
Stranger: doggie position
You: Not a big fan. There is something I'm curious about.
You: I mean, I've never gotten a dirty sanchez from a real mexican, so are you up for that?
You: It's something I've always wanted to try
You: Also, I love necrophilia with animals, just so you know
You: so don't get freaked out if I pull out a dead squirrel in the middle of it
Stranger: i don´t love necrophilia
You: well, it's just assisted masturbation
You: and it's with animals
You: ever used a dead chicken?
Stranger: no
You: I'll let you in on a secret, I'm one of the girls from 2girlsonecup
Stranger: ok

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: WILL YOU MARRY ME?
Stranger: OH GOD YES
Stranger: but they dont allow gay marriage here ;_;
You: They do in IOWA
You: IOWA LIFESTYLE HERE WE GO
Stranger: WOO WOO
You: AWESOME
Stranger: Fuck yeah, Iowa's got corn right? I FUCKING LOVE CORN
You: HELL YES
You: We'll live off corn on the cob
Stranger: Amazing. The corn fields shall be our new domain
You: And then when we get children
You: we can recreate children of the corn
Stranger: THIS MARRIAGE WILL BE AWESOME!!
You: SUPER AWESOME
You: But we require protein
You: WE NEED COWS
Stranger: Ah yes. We shall lure tourists into the corn fields, with the guise of merriment and fun
You: AT FIRST
Stranger: OR COWS WORKS TOO
You: Children require nourishment for a few years
You: They need to be at least like 7 before we can reenact children of the corn
Stranger: Well, I'm off to Iowa, hubbie see ya there
You: Later


uh yeah, this is what I do on omegle.
I have others saved but these are the ones I found.

Ha, he thought you were his hubby. Everyone I talk to on omegle thinks I'm a dude.

Well tbh most people I talk to on omegle disconnect if I tell them I'm male (as in they're just looking to cyber/ pursue women)
I also pretend to be all sorts of ages/genders when I'm on there. It leads to interesting results.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: pancakes or waffles?
Stranger: pancakes
You: I like you
Stranger: :-)
You: pancakes are amazing
Stranger: I know! especially mine ;-)
You: nah, my pancakes are better
Stranger: can you make pancakes or do you buy them?
You: I make them
You: from SCRATCH
Stranger: me too
Stranger: scrathc is the best for making pancakes ;-)
You: hard to make them without scratch
Stranger: truth
Stranger: where are you (what country?)
You: Canada
You: you?
Stranger: never been there, but would like to go one day
You: it's wonderful
You: good pancakes here
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HORNY FEMALE HERE
You: HORNY TRANNY HERE
You: Although I'm more female than male
Stranger: THAT WORKS
You: hmm, it depends on the day
You: I feel particularly male today
Stranger: do u wanna talk dirty wif me then?
You: depends, are you hot?
Stranger: sexy as hell babe
You: oh, never mind
You: I only like ugly chicks
You have disconnected.


(this was just to invoke a wtf moment)

Someone asked if English was my second language because I used a "formal greeting." I'd said "Hello, how are you?"


*facepalm*

Stranger wrote:

Someone asked if English was my second language because I used a "formal greeting." I'd said "Hello, how are you?"


*facepalm*

hahahahahaha jesus.
One time all I said was "sup" and the guy said "Oh good, you actually speak english.

S'u'up? Should be pronounced like that. Like Sheldon Cooper said it.

How exactly is s'u'up pronounced?

Like... suh-uhhhh-p.

Watch the big bang theory I sent you, Jensalot

Whenever someone immediately asks asl, I just tell them 9/f/MI...they either disconnect or insult my parents for not supervising me, OR tell me Omegle isn't a safe place for a nine year old.

hahaha that's a good idea. I want to go try that now.