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PostSubject: Re: Retarded omegle conversations.   Fri Sep 16, 2011 2:04 am

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Oh I like when sometimes they just say "mf" and I say something like "yes, mezzo forte is my favorite dynamic too." Razz

Kinda really nerdy, but it'll do.

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PostSubject: Re: Retarded omegle conversations.   Fri Sep 16, 2011 2:07 am

I've actually been conversing and flirting with someone from omegle for the past week. Very smart, and very clever. Makes me laugh more than I have in a long time.

Who knew that site wasn't a total waste of time?

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PostSubject: Re: Retarded omegle conversations.   Fri Sep 16, 2011 12:29 pm

I actually met Boom-Down on there. Heh heh.

If only I would have screen capped some of the crap I get.
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PostSubject: Re: Retarded omegle conversations.   Fri Sep 16, 2011 11:57 pm

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I actually met Boom-Down on there. Heh heh.

If only I would have screen capped some of the crap I get.

So did I.


I can imagine.
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PostSubject: Re: Retarded omegle conversations.   Sat Sep 17, 2011 11:41 am

Pretty much everyone here except gillascake met me on omegle. hahaha

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"My boyfriend has been wanting to try it."

scratch

ssshhhhhhh Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Retarded omegle conversations.   Sun Sep 18, 2011 9:03 pm

I have lots of these.
They might be a bit long though :/

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: Hello, wanna get laid?
Stranger: male?
You: which do you prefer?
Stranger: i prefer female
You: then you're in luck 'cause I'm all woman
You: asl? gotta make sure it's legal
Stranger: 17/m/Mexico
You: well since you're in Mexico, it's legal
Stranger: you?
You: 19/f/texas
Stranger: cool =]
You: so who should cross the border?
You: It better be you, I don't want to pack all my sex toys right now.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ok
You: what's your favorite one?
You: Just so you know, I love reverse cowgirl
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ok
You: what do you prefer?
Stranger: doggie position
You: Not a big fan. There is something I'm curious about.
You: I mean, I've never gotten a dirty sanchez from a real mexican, so are you up for that?
You: It's something I've always wanted to try
You: Also, I love necrophilia with animals, just so you know
You: so don't get freaked out if I pull out a dead squirrel in the middle of it
Stranger: i donĀ“t love necrophilia Mad
You: well, it's just assisted masturbation
You: and it's with animals
You: ever used a dead chicken?
Stranger: no
You: I'll let you in on a secret, I'm one of the girls from 2girlsonecup
Stranger: ok
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PostSubject: Re: Retarded omegle conversations.   Sun Sep 18, 2011 9:05 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: WILL YOU MARRY ME?
Stranger: OH GOD YES
Stranger: but they dont allow gay marriage here ;_;
You: They do in IOWA
You: IOWA LIFESTYLE HERE WE GO
Stranger: WOO WOO
You: AWESOME
Stranger: Fuck yeah, Iowa's got corn right? I FUCKING LOVE CORN
You: HELL YES
You: We'll live off corn on the cob
Stranger: Amazing. The corn fields shall be our new domain
You: And then when we get children
You: we can recreate children of the corn
Stranger: THIS MARRIAGE WILL BE AWESOME!!
You: SUPER AWESOME
You: But we require protein
You: WE NEED COWS
Stranger: Ah yes. We shall lure tourists into the corn fields, with the guise of merriment and fun
You: AT FIRST
Stranger: OR COWS WORKS TOO
You: Children require nourishment for a few years
You: They need to be at least like 7 before we can reenact children of the corn
Stranger: Well, I'm off to Iowa, hubbie see ya there
You: Later


uh yeah, this is what I do on omegle.
I have others saved but these are the ones I found.
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PostSubject: Re: Retarded omegle conversations.   Sun Sep 18, 2011 9:43 pm

Ha, he thought you were his hubby. Everyone I talk to on omegle thinks I'm a dude.
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PostSubject: Re: Retarded omegle conversations.   Sun Sep 18, 2011 10:11 pm

Well tbh most people I talk to on omegle disconnect if I tell them I'm male (as in they're just looking to cyber/ pursue women)
I also pretend to be all sorts of ages/genders when I'm on there. It leads to interesting results.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: pancakes or waffles?
Stranger: pancakes
You: I like you
Stranger: :-)
You: pancakes are amazing
Stranger: I know! especially mine ;-)
You: nah, my pancakes are better
Stranger: can you make pancakes or do you buy them?
You: I make them
You: from SCRATCH
Stranger: me too
Stranger: scrathc is the best for making pancakes ;-)
You: hard to make them without scratch
Stranger: truth
Stranger: where are you (what country?)
You: Canada
You: you?
Stranger: never been there, but would like to go one day
You: it's wonderful
You: good pancakes here
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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PostSubject: Re: Retarded omegle conversations.   Sun Sep 18, 2011 10:11 pm


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HORNY FEMALE HERE
You: HORNY TRANNY HERE
You: Although I'm more female than male
Stranger: THAT WORKS
You: hmm, it depends on the day
You: I feel particularly male today
Stranger: do u wanna talk dirty wif me then?
You: depends, are you hot?
Stranger: sexy as hell babe
You: oh, never mind
You: I only like ugly chicks
You have disconnected.


(this was just to invoke a wtf moment)

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PostSubject: Re: Retarded omegle conversations.   Wed Sep 21, 2011 12:49 am

Someone asked if English was my second language because I used a "formal greeting." I'd said "Hello, how are you?"


*facepalm*
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PostSubject: Re: Retarded omegle conversations.   Wed Sep 21, 2011 12:54 pm

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Someone asked if English was my second language because I used a "formal greeting." I'd said "Hello, how are you?"


*facepalm*

hahahahahaha jesus.
One time all I said was "sup" and the guy said "Oh good, you actually speak english.
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PostSubject: Re: Retarded omegle conversations.   Sat Sep 24, 2011 1:24 am

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Someone asked if English was my second language because I used a "formal greeting." I'd said "Hello, how are you?"


*facepalm*

hahahahahaha jesus.
One time all I said was "sup" and the guy said "Oh good, you actually speak english.

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PostSubject: Re: Retarded omegle conversations.   Sat Sep 24, 2011 6:21 pm

S'u'up? Should be pronounced like that. Like Sheldon Cooper said it.
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PostSubject: Re: Retarded omegle conversations.   Sat Sep 24, 2011 8:11 pm

How exactly is s'u'up pronounced?
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PostSubject: Re: Retarded omegle conversations.   Sat Sep 24, 2011 8:21 pm

Like... suh-uhhhh-p.

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PostSubject: Re: Retarded omegle conversations.   Wed Sep 28, 2011 11:14 pm

Whenever someone immediately asks asl, I just tell them 9/f/MI...they either disconnect or insult my parents for not supervising me, OR tell me Omegle isn't a safe place for a nine year old.
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PostSubject: Re: Retarded omegle conversations.   Thu Sep 29, 2011 1:24 am

hahaha that's a good idea. I want to go try that now.
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